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Behold, the pitiful wagie
Endlessly ragie. Their money keeps inflating. So they forever work in their wagie cagies.
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Find your inner WAGIE - Wagies get REKT
The Wagies are loveable and ambitious workers who can never seem to get ahead. They come in 5 species, and perform hilarious occupations. Collect and trade The Wagies as they stumble through one absurd situation after another.
There's a Wagie for everyone. Try-hards. Do-nothings. Complainers. Starry-eyed dreamers. Lovable fools. Believers. Those on the make, hoping against hope. What they have in common is the idea of a free lunch, of wealth coming as a result of chance and dumb luck. We're not going to lie: we see a lot ourselves in Wagies.
A Wagie for Every Occasion
Wagies are addictive because they hold a mirror to crypto's basest of instincts: nakedly cartoonish avarice and naivety. They won't learn. It's always someone else's fault. And when numbers stop going up, and Wagies inevitably bought high and sold low, they run to regulators and official minders, begging for intervention – thereby casting a shadow on the entire crypto industry.
The Roadmap
The roadmap is pretty tragic but we're optimistic ;)
Stage 1
Wagies Launch
Do the bare minimum
We tweet some stuff and buidl hype
If seasonal depression allows we actually build
Stage 2
Buy Rope
NFT staking
Call in sick
Stage 3
Something about a metaverse
Sick animation
Buy more rope
Stage 4
Buy Mcdonalds Franchise
Buy Yankees
Clock out one last time
